brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via isaac-1ahey)

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

(via succeeding)

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loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

(Source: ihaveremade, via guy)

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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

(via distraction)

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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